Showing posts with label Sinead O' Connor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sinead O' Connor. Show all posts

Thursday, September 1, 2011

"Sexual Prime"

An Ohio man was arrested for having sex with an inflatable raft. Oh, he's going to make a lot of friends in prison.

George Clooney says he is not interested in running for president. What a shame. He had locked up the cougar vote.

Afghan President Hamid Karzai says he wants a permanent U.S. presence in Afghanistan. To which China said, "NO YOU DON'T".

A human foot washed ashore on a beach in Vancouver, B.C., the eleventh one since 2007. It looks like Rex Ryan is going to have a very merry Christmas this year.

44-year old singer Sinead O'Connor says she is "in her sexual prime". I believe she spelled "past" wrong.

Oscar de la Hoya revealed that he used to be a crossdresser. Forget boxing. He should be the ring girl.

Katt Williams apologized for a racist rant against a Mexican heckler. That's right, she should be sorry.

That's all I have for today! Gotta go participate in a Demi Lovato twitter meme. She cuts herself! I would too if I were Demi Lovato. Well anyway, more tomorrow!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

"Acting Skills"

Casey Anthony will be released from prison on July 13. She is being released on accounts of previous time served, good behavior, and huge tits.

ABC Television says its soap opera “All My Children” may continue its storyline on the Internet. Considering the title, I hope Casey Anthony isn't scheduled for a cameo.

The U.N. says that going green will cost the world $76 Trillion over the next 40 years. And that's just in TV advertisements.

Photos of a Sinead O’Connor comeback concert have been released. Soon after that, she went on SNL and ripped them in half.

“Harry Potter” series star Tom Felton admits none of the cast were chosen for their acting skills. I think we figured that out after the second movie.

A juror in the Casey Anthony case says the jury was sick to their stomach with the verdict. And by "jury", they mean "world".

Experts say that Casey Anthony has become comfortable with lying. Mainly because it worked for her.

That's all I have for today! Sorry about all the Casey Anthony jokes. There's just a lot of material available in regards to that lying whore. Anyway, more tomorrow!