An Australian mint has made a one ton gold coin worth $50 Million. I haven't seen something that heavy and valuable since Kirstie Alley.
A study says that people who are lonely don’t sleep well and tend to toss and turn. Apparently I was the only person that scientists studied.
A woman says that Justin Bieber is the father of her baby. That's preposterous. Last time I checked, fathers are males.
A study says that exercise can overpower the “obesity gene”. This amazing phenomenon is known as a "diet".
Kim Kardashian says that Kris Humphries’ parents hated her. That makes it unanimous.
Michele Bachmann says that America is becoming a "banana republic". Okay, so we may be screwed up as a country, but at least we're in style.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
"I Thought They Were Volunteers"
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