My Ten Best Jokes Of All Time!

NUMBER TEN
Yesterday, a naked jogger was stopped near the White House. To which authorities said, “You aren’t President anymore, Mr. Clinton”

NUMBER NINE
IHOP is considering adding calorie count to its menus. Customers were stunned when they saw the calories in their foods. One customer even said, "How do they know my phone number?".

NUMBER EIGHT
Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man who broke into a church where he allegedly used the institution's electronic equipment to watch pornography. The scary thing about all this: he didn't need the Internet.

NUMBER SEVEN
President Barack Obama on Tuesday unveiled a $12 billion plan to help community colleges prepare millions of people for a new generation of jobs. I like Obama’s idea — pizzas don’t deliver themselves.

NUMBER SIX
In a recent video, John McCain said that he was proud of Sarah Palin. Maybe that's why he isn't President.

NUMBER FIVE
A study says that babies respond to the rhythm and tempo of music. This study was conducted at a Justin Bieber concert.

NUMBER FOUR
Miley Cyrus was recently a voice trainer on "American Idol". Isn't that kind of like Oprah being a trainer on "The Biggest Loser"?

NUMBER THREE
President Obama and his family went to see the movie “Avatar” in 3-D on New Year’s Eve. I guess Obama wants to know what it’s like for something with a really expensive budget to actually have success.

NUMBER TWO
Laura Bush says that she will release her autobiography in early May. This has concerned former President Bush. He still doesn't know who wrote it.

AND FINALLY, MY BEST JOKE OF ALL TIME
The Senate majority leader, Harry Reid, says domestic violence is increasing because of United States joblessness. However, if you are Charlie Sheen, joblessness is increasing because of domestic violence.