"50 Pound Breast Implants"

A study says the memories of musicians are better than other people’s. Unless, of course, you are Christina Aguilera during the Super Bowl.

A U.S. dancer has revealed her 50 pound breast implants. Man, her back must be in serious pain right now.

In El Paso Tuesday, President Obama said the border with Mexico is more secure than ever. Isn't it kind of ironic that he said this in a city named El Paso?

Justin Bieber puked during his concert in the Philippines. This may be a cause of him listening to his own music.

Lindsay Lohan posed as a vampire for a photographic exhibit. The weird part: she didn't even need a costume.

STD rates have increased in Alaska. Looks like Levi Johnston has returned.

That's all I have for today! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've had a shitload of HW. Anyway, more tomorrow!