Scientists say the difference between being a genius or an idiot may come down to a single gene. It's called "the Redneck gene".
A British woman claims she is allergic to electricity. We have a name for people like that: Amish.
Ashton Kutcher says replacing Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men” is like winning the lottery. It starts out with a lot of money, but it ends up with a crapload of booze and hookers.
The Census Bureau says that 55% of all Americans over age 15 have been married at least once. Here's my question: why are we asking people under 18 in the first place?
Scientists say that humans started walking on two legs because they could punch harder that way. And thus, the Jerry Springer show was born.
The Rapture did not happen as predicted on May 21. So thousands of video game nerds tried to get laid for no reason?
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
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