"A London Jail"

Members of the US Senate will be working in Washington through the holidays. It marks the first time that US Senators will actually be working.

The Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi has an $11 million Christmas tree in the lobby. Even nature worshippers are saying, "Come on. Trees aren't that valuable.".

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was released from a London jail on bail of $312,000. I found out about it two days before he was released. Don't ask me how...

President Obama says the U.S. is on track in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Yes, because nothing says "making progress" like taking two years to pull out.

A study says the people say that stress causes them to overeat. This is true because my life is extremely stressful.

A brain damaged woman has a condition that leaves her with no sense of fear. So a woman messed up in the head isn't afraid to do anything. Isn't her name "Snooki"?

A Florida woman was arrested after lighting the crotch of her boyfriend on fire. I'm not sure that's what the man meant by "Nuts roasting over an open fire".

Facebook ad sales could reach $2 Billion for the year. To put that in perspective, that's approximately $20 dollars per Facebook user that abandoned MySpace.

A study says that children with ADHD symptoms have a higher risk of obesity. Apparently I was the only person that scientists studied.

A judge has ordered the arrest of boxer Floyd Mayweather for reportedly poking a security guard in the face several times. Um, Mr. Mayweather, poking is only allowed on Facebook.

Brett Favre says he is unsure if he will ever play again. That's Brett Favre talk for "I'm coming back next year".

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!