"Offensive To Muslims"

Two of Kate Gosselin’s children have been expelled from their school. That's what happens when Jon Gosselin is your role model.

Michael Vick says he would like to own a dog again someday. That's like me saying I would like to eat another piece of pizza.

A fight broke out at Hulk Hogan’s wedding ceremony. That's like a wet t-shirt contest at Paris Hilton's wedding ceremony.

Researchers discovered that flu germs are passed easily in high schools. Also passed at high schools: STDs.

An Austrian judge ruled that yodeling can be offensive to Muslims. Muslims first need to know that them playing Jenga is offensive to Americans.

Washington, D.C. is the most educated region in the nation, according to the Census Bureau. Try saying that during Bush's presidency.

A 71 year old Kansas woman beat down an intruder with a frying pan. Police are still trying to determine what's more hilarious: getting beat up by an old woman or a frying pan.

That's all for right now! More tomorrow!